* What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
* How Dogs and Women are alike….. Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
* He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
* I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
* Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause… Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
* A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
* Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?